Edward’s eyes may “smoulder scorchingly”, Bella will belabour words like “glorious” and “godlike” to describe him and all her descriptions have a distinctly hollow ring; their dull, verbose feelings probably occupy a quarter of the book’s 434 pages… but he’s a vampire ! And he wants to kill her! But he doesn’t because he loves her.Heh heh heh. Romance!


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